BEARDLYNESS IS CLOSE TO MAJESTY.
At least, it should be. If nothing else, you should treat your beard right. There’s nothing worse than unkept face fluff. Stiff hairs and damaged follicles make your beard unwieldy. We’re here to fix that problem!
Hoot’s Naturals Beard Balm is the sure fire way to not only make your facial hair soft and welcoming, but maybe even fill it out a little!
We’ve added botanicals and organic essential oils to keep your beard and mustache at optimal awesomeness. Infused with Vitamin E, this top tier beard balm can even help thicken that masterwork of manliness. We didn’t ruin it with any kind of perfume either. It’s a blank canvas upon which you can sculpt a masterpiece!
RADICAL FIGHTING POWER!
We don’t mean you’ll be a ninja, but you will receive an infusion of antioxidants to help stop free radicals from hurting the all-important skin beneath your beard. Cells will be able to turn over faster, which can increase your growth speed. Who doesn’t want that?
With each order, we send out a sturdy beard and mustache comb to help you along the road to masculinity. Use it to brush in our balm, and ensure the best coverage for the best results!
ISN’T IT TIME TO FEEL THE WIND THROUGH YOUR BEARD, AND BE CONFIDENT AND ABLE TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY?
MAN UP TODAY, WITH HOOT’S NATURALS AND CLICK THE “ADD TO CART” BUTTON NOW!!
➸ BIGGER PACKAGE- They say it’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it, but what if you aren’t even getting enough to get the job done? The standard beard balm amount of 2oz just doesn’t cut it, so we bring you a size surprise with this MASSIVE 3.5oz tin FULL of pure manliness. Don’t waste time on those other SMALLER packages, when you’ve got this all natural Man Maker right in front of you!
➸ ADDED BONUS – With us, you get the added bonus of our sturdy, good quality, Beard Comb! It makes getting our balm all over every virile strand a breeze! There’s nothing quite like a freshly combed beard in the morning. Your own “beard
➸ REMOVES THE DREADED ITCH – Jojoba Oil and Rosemary Extract join the game to keep dandruff at bay, and your face itch-free! Rosemary Extract is packed with antioxidants to, improving cell turnover for your skin and making sure that your beard looks breathtaking, as it always should! Besides being organic, we haven’t added any silly perfumes. You know how you want to smell; we don’t.
➸ DEFINITIVE SATISFACTION – Hey, we get it. It doesn’t always work out. If for any reason you aren’t happy with our product just send it back to us to receive a 100% refund of the purchase price. We know you’ll love it, but if not, there’s no risk in trying it out in the first place! Give yourself that manly mane you’ve always dreamed of, with Hoot’s Naturals!
➸ EARTHY HERBALS – We take beards seriously. For that reason, we’ve created this all natural and organic beard and mustache balm! Beeswax is our base, and it’s there to give you ultimate control to tame that beast under your nose. We’ve infused it with Argan, Grape Seed, and Hemp Oil to give your beard some much needed moisture so it can look and feel its best. Heck, it even has Vitamin E to fix split ends and encourage your facial hair to grow thicker, healthier and more lustrous than ever before!